1. Welcome,
    SXSNation is a UTV Community that brings enthusiasts together regardless of brand, a place to find local rides, partake in discussion, buy or sell within a marketplace, or just rant about anything side by sides. Interact directly with top Vendors in the Industry, find exclusive discounts and specials and participate in weekly giveaways! If you haven't registered yet, what are you waiting for?
    Dismiss Notice

Family Friendly Joke of the Day

Discussion in 'General Off Topic Discussions' started by Dave, Feb 16, 2016.

Users Viewing Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 0)

  1. airshot

    airshot Ken SXS Nation Team Leader

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2016
    Posts:
    468
    Likes Received:
    265
    Location:
    Perrysburg, Ohio
    Side X Side(s):

    Kymco 450i UXV

    Only if your old enough to remember cassett tapes! Hell at my age it seems like reel to reel tape was just yesterday!
     
    Rockin Ronnie and Dave like this.
  2. Dave

    Dave Dave Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2015
    Posts:
    1,344
    Likes Received:
    855
    Location:
    Michigan
    Side X Side(s):

    2017 RZR XP4 1000 turbo

  3. Jaybey

    Jaybey Joe SXS Nation Expert

    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2016
    Posts:
    627
    Likes Received:
    359
    Location:
    Tucson, AZ
    Side X Side(s):

    2015 Polaris Ranger XP EPS 900

    I still keep a pencil around just in case I it. Haven's see a cassette tape in 20 years.
     
  4. Dave

    Dave Dave Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2015
    Posts:
    1,344
    Likes Received:
    855
    Location:
    Michigan
    Side X Side(s):

    2017 RZR XP4 1000 turbo

  5. Dave

    Dave Dave Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2015
    Posts:
    1,344
    Likes Received:
    855
    Location:
    Michigan
    Side X Side(s):

    2017 RZR XP4 1000 turbo

  6. Rockin Ronnie

    Rockin Ronnie Ron Moderator

    Joined:
    May 20, 2017
    Posts:
    642
    Likes Received:
    436
    Location:
    Evart, Michigan
    Side X Side(s):

    17 Polaris General
    13 Polaris Ranger

    Doctor asks a pregnant prostitute. "Do you know who the father is?"
    Prostitute replies. "Oh for goodness sake, if you ate a can of beans, would you know which one made you fart?"
     
  7. Dave

    Dave Dave Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2015
    Posts:
    1,344
    Likes Received:
    855
    Location:
    Michigan
    Side X Side(s):

    2017 RZR XP4 1000 turbo

    FB_IMG_1529516655358.jpg
     
    Curt and Rockin Ronnie like this.
  8. Dave

    Dave Dave Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2015
    Posts:
    1,344
    Likes Received:
    855
    Location:
    Michigan
    Side X Side(s):

    2017 RZR XP4 1000 turbo

    A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

    The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one"
     
  9. Dave

    Dave Dave Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2015
    Posts:
    1,344
    Likes Received:
    855
    Location:
    Michigan
    Side X Side(s):

    2017 RZR XP4 1000 turbo

    Knock, knock!

    Who’s there?

    Opportunity!

    That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
     
  10. Dave

    Dave Dave Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2015
    Posts:
    1,344
    Likes Received:
    855
    Location:
    Michigan
    Side X Side(s):

    2017 RZR XP4 1000 turbo

  11. Dave

    Dave Dave Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2015
    Posts:
    1,344
    Likes Received:
    855
    Location:
    Michigan
    Side X Side(s):

    2017 RZR XP4 1000 turbo

  12. Dave

    Dave Dave Administrator

    Joined:
    Nov 12, 2015
    Posts:
    1,344
    Likes Received:
    855
    Location:
    Michigan
    Side X Side(s):

    2017 RZR XP4 1000 turbo

Share This Page